Two Sailors Walk Into a Bar

Sometimes it might occur like your humble author tends to enjoy the sinister amusement coming along with all the dead animals our cats drag in.

Rest assured: he’s not amused. When it’s about vermin, delighted might be the proper term.

“Symmetry is the aesthetics of fools.”

Picasso, Mies van der Rohe, Schopenhauer? Whoever said it, Sister O. won’t know the name. But, presenting her prey, she does prove a delicate sense of aesthetics in comparison to her brother’s usual massacres.

It’s Alright (Tomcat’s Coming Back)

And I don’t really care where he’s been.

Maustøt

May we introduce the latest addition to our catalog? Maustøt comes in three different sizes and you can choose from four different refreshing colors that perfectly match with our latest bathroom interiors.

 

Time Flies

Time flies
Round and round we go
Like waves
Up and down, up and down

Your humble author once wrote a song called ‘Time Flies’ about growing up in a small town with no place to go. A lot of words, filled with juvenile furor. And the basic idea stolen from Heraklit, of course. Years later a screenplay followed. Same title, different story. Even more words.

This picture of a bird (killed by the cats, then hidden and forgotten) in an instance tells more than a thousand words about the intention of that ancient greek gentleman.

Dis Go Dis Way, Dis Go Dat Way

Apple Watch, iPhone, iPod, iPad, iMac, Mighty Mouse, Magic Mouse… with all that new tech around we take pride in remembering eekMouse 1G.

Green on Red

If you can see a mouse in the picture above: you’re fine. No mouse visible? Open the window, get a deep breath of fresh air and start to scream.

This gratuitious test is brought to you celebrating the 70th post of feline carnage.

Ice Age: I Will Dance

This one won the Scrat-from-Ice-Age-Lookalike-Contest AND the critics’ choice award for dramatic expression.

Reminded me of Nureyev, so I called it Billy Rudolf.